Insect Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.

How do you make a butterfly?
Flick it out of the butter dish.

What's the biggest moth in the world?  
A mam-moth.

What do fireflies say at the beginning of a race?  
Ready, set, glow!

Why did the fly fly?  
Because the spider spied her.

See Ant Jokes on Dragon's Fire.
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